sloppystyle:

wlwrising:

hijaluna:

127leilas:

society needs more cat gifs

temmietales:

yiffmaster:

temmietales:

im so glad they removed the ‘nut’ from honey cheerios

now you gotta add your own

why must you do this to my posts

redsatinsheets:

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

bobavader:

*finishes eatin a pussy and crushes it against my skull like a beer can*

zodiacsociety:

Aries: the dominant one

Taurus: does whatever their lover wants

Gemini: has no idea what the fuck they’re doing

Cancer: super caring and easy going

Leo: needs to chill the fuck out

Virgo: tries to be innocent but u know they a freak

Libra: is insecure but super great

Scorpio: sex

Sagittarius: says the wrong thing at the wrong time

Capricorn: is single

Aquarius: plans wedding in first week of relationship

Pisces: apologises for everything even if nothing’s wrong

bnmxfld:

“We should meet in another life, we should meet in the air, me and you.”

— Sylvia Plath / Lesbos

hazedmars:

have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form

cutespoonie:

the two bad fatigue moods:

• gets super emotional, cries over the smallest things, empathetic™, can’t handle anything, irritable, overstimulated™, anxious
• can’t feel anything, barely able to think, apathic™, can’t relate to anything, emptiness™, can’t cry, slow™, dissociating

ghoulgoon:

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

1. a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
   
2. trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck